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Motorcycle sayings and quotes:
| I won`t wear an airbag jacket, I want to die like a man. |
| A bike on the road is worth two in the shed. |
| Accidents hurt - safety doesn't. |
| A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel. |
| Always replace the cheapest parts first. |
| Asphalt. The world's fastest tattoo remover. |
| Don't argue with an 18-wheeler. |
| Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. |
| "Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death..." (Hunter Thompson) |
| For some there's therapy, for the rest of us there's motorcycles. |
| Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. |
| I want to leave this world the same way I came into it: Screaming and covered in blood. |
| I would rather be on my motorcycle thinking about God, than in church thinking about my motorcycle. |
| Keep the paint up, and the rubber down! |
| Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. |
| Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 110 mph! |
| Living long depends on fate, living a fulfilled life depends on yourself. |
| Loud pipes save lives. |
| Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. |
| Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. |
| People ask me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" Yeah. Her name's Honda. She lives in the garage. |
| Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they can hold everything you need. |
| Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night. |
| The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. |
| There are old bikers and there are bold bikers - but there are no old, bold bikers. |
| There are old riders and there are drunk riders - but there are no old, drunk riders. |
| "There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games." (Ernest Hemingway) |
| There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles,and people who wish they could ride motorcycles. |
| There's something ugly about a new bike on a trailer. |
| Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save your butt from "roadrash" if you go down. |
| You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze. |
| "You live more in 5 minutes on this kind of bike than some people do their whole lives." (Burt Munro) |
| You never see a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrists office. |
| Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. |
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